tight skirt, bus stop

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Tuesday, 19-Sep-2006 19:09:07

Tight Skirt, Bus Stop

One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her
skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.

Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed,
she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up
her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The
girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"

Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 19-Sep-2006 20:34:00

LOL I love it.

Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 19-Sep-2006 22:44:53

That's great.

Thanks.

Bob

Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 20-Sep-2006 9:52:24

hahahha.

love it

Post 5 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Wednesday, 20-Sep-2006 12:52:10

that gave me a chuckle

Post 6 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Wednesday, 20-Sep-2006 19:09:49

heh I wouldn't think the guys zipper would go that far. amusing nonetheless.

Post 7 by frequency (the music man) on Wednesday, 20-Sep-2006 22:25:38

perhaps he zipped it back up each time?